Month: May 2012

  • Stir Fry Xangan


    A mini review of Oil in the Wok by Yumin Ye ( @wyrdkismet )

    Given that I generally don’t read hardly any books and those that do tempt me are predominantly Sci-fi or Fantasy the chances of me picking a story about the hopes, dreams and dramas of a teenage girl are pretty slim, but luckily for me the author of Oil in the Wok also writes on Xanga so despite my preconceptions I got hold of a copy and was happy to be pleasantly surprised.

    Having spent quite sometime reading and enjoying Yumins blog I knew (no matter the content) that the writing style and mind behind it would be entertaining and intriguing but I didn’t expect this book to hold my attention quite as much as it did nor be as effective on my emotions, but by the time I got to the end of Oil in the Wok I was not only quite moved but also completely hooked on the life and dreams of its protagonist Amber Yang.

    The story follows Amber through a short period of her young life during which her house becomes the hide away of teen pop diva Brooke Fulton, who for personal reasons wants nothing more than to turn off the lime light and become just another girl. But as if Brookes sudden appearance in Amber’s life wasn’t enough she’s also dealing with the collapse of her parents marriage, her own social meltdown with school friends and her desperate desire to somehow figure out not only who she is but also how to reach her dream goal of becoming a singer.

    As a story it is well constructed and keeps you reading, despite nothing major happening it has a real life feel to it that makes it very easy to care for the characters and get wrapped up in the events.

    The writing reminded me of a diary, but one written from the first perspective or perhaps even from within the thoughts of Amber. At times this can be frustrating because you find yourself just wanting to grab her and yell ‘STOP over analysing’ but this only adds to the sense of realism, especially when you realise just how much your own mind and thought processes mirror those of Ambers, always caught on the horns of some decision or other never knowing if you’ve made the right choice or even sometimes if a choice should be made at all.

    For me this book really had nothing going for it other than me knowing the author’s blog but despite that it totally won me over and I think that’s pretty impressive. By the time you reach the final page I defy anyone not to be wishing Amber Yang the best of luck :)

     

     

     

  • Funny/Random/Odd

    As you can see I’ve been really busy of late ;)


    I also made a Meme :P


    And I then found this Gif:

    Please feel free to suggest some captions :)

    ‘Sadly although the new super hero Transgenderman had many powers, as soon as he discovered he could swap genders he became distracted’ 


    This Gif I made myself :D

    Sometimes life gives you lemons and the wise make lemonade…

    But sometimes Donnie Yen kicks you hard in the groin, and then it’s best just to stay down for a bit.


    :D Hope everyone has/had a fun weekend.

  • Xanga Legion: A New Villain for the B.A.D

    It was perhaps the hardest one to do so far…try and come up with a Villain alter ego for one of the nicest people on Xanga :P

    But I think I might have done it…well I know i’d be scared of her O.O


    @xXxlovelylollipop

    Lollipop

    Born a natural empath Lollipop’s life was marked with highs and lows of passion and intense emotion, for years she simply did not know she was different from everyone else until one day she found herself alone at an ancient site of natural power while on a tour of local ruins in her native south America.

    Here her sensitivity allowed a long forgotten avatar created by the energetic emotional imprints of the regions people to reform in her presence. This avatar was unfortunately an embodiment of the imprint of war and loss that had shattered the country during the western invasion centuries before.

    Meeting this embodiment of dark emotional intensity opened the doors to ever greater powers within her, soon she discovered she could not only now see and feel the emotional energetic waves that emanate from others…but also she could consume them, draining the charge and feeding it into her own body.

    At first she merely experimented by tasting different emotions and different intensities, but it wasn’t long before she found the stronger the emotion, the stronger the boost…and while any intense emotion was powerful few delivered as much raw burning power better than those of rage, fear, envy and lust.   

    Addicted to the ever growing intensity she quickly moved on from being a passive spectator into actually inciting emotions and then draining her victims leaving them dazed, mad or even dead.

    Set loose in a crowd and free to spread panic or incite riot and she becomes deadly, over brimming in fiery power that makes her strong, regenerative and can even be released as searing bolts of energy. Further more she (once charged) can emanate various concoctions of emotions spreading panic and madness in her wake.   

     

     

  • Mood Music

    For a long time I couldn’t even imagine myself enjoying Jazz it just sounded way too random and a bit smug.

    But then I gave early Jazz a shot such as Louis Armstrong, Duke Ellington and Benny Goodman…mainly because everyone kept going on about how ‘great’ it was and how ‘unique’ and ‘amazing’ and all the usual stuff you get about the so called classics…and as with most of that stuff I just thought, well yea if you like it i’m sure thats true but I can’t really stand the stuff.

    But I don’t like to judge without experience so I gave it a shot…and long story short OMG it is AMAZING music :D

    It’s entirely possible that it’s just my new found love of it that does it…but when I put on a few CD’s of really good early Jazz it just puts me in a good mood :) it’s joyful, it’s relaxing, it’s entertaining and so delightfully complex while also being able to merge into the background…turns out all the annoying music people who go on about it were totally right lol and to be honest they were kind of holding back ;)

    So there’s really no point to this post other than to say…go find some early Jazz. Louis, Duke, Benny…oh and Clifford Brown someone I only recently found out about but also a damn fine Jazz player.

     

    What (if any) music have you discovered that you previously written off before you actually listened to it?

    And also what type of music can you listen to and just feel good no matter what mood you were in before?

  • Holy Moles!…I have Faith??!


    Funny thing is I only noticed that I had it when I began to lose it.

    A while ago I met someone new online and as is the way I started to get to know her better sharing stuff and hearing about her life. But as is sometimes the case hers was not the most happy story and the more I heard and tried to help (in the only way one can at distance, with support and advice) I began to realise that there was just no point, there was nothing I could say or do to effect any real change…and further more it just wasn’t fair.

    I’m not perfect nor is my life…but it is pretty blessed compaired to some, i’ve never really suffered anything even close to some of the events in others lives. And this person, this decent, kind, funny friendly person who like everyone else deserves just as much freedom, kindness and love as we all do has had to endure not one but several crule and unpleasant torments both physically and mentally.

    I do not believe in a God as somekind of other being that is out beyond us. I have not been exposed to any form of organized religion, but I am spiritual and do think there is something more to this reality something that can be neatly encapsulated as ‘god’ and further more I also credit some validity to the extra abilities that are described in the sort of new age (and ancient) type stuff like distance healing and the effect of our energy bodies on others and our reality.

    But during discussion with this person and taking into account other recent situations where my belief in these more ‘magical’ things in life have been shaken it began to dawn on me that all I really have is my belief, I have no proof that I can trust 100% the only thing I have is the feeling in my heart that some things are right or more important to focus on than others.

    But faced with such glaring inequalities and random cruleness I was left spiritually wounded and lost.

    Luckily I am also blessed with a very wise father who has spent far more time with these issues than me :P and when I finally brought the subject up he pointed out that it is that reaction of loss and pain that is part of the problem. For example if you read in the news about some terrible crime commited on the innocent you (or certainly I) are filled with a desire for justice, either lawful or even vigilante…and I have to admit there are certain crimes that leave me musing for several minuets on the often brutal justice I would bring down on those responsible.

    But if you look at that situation from another perspective what is it you are doing?…you cannot help directly either way, so in truth you are given a choice 1:you can bring more violence and anger into your mind as a result of something of the same nature…or 2: you can somehow try to find a path for love or forgiveness and with that transmute darkness to light.

    And perhaps this won’t help anything beyond you I cannot proove that, but I know it will help you…it’ll help me, rather than being defeated within myself by the unfairness and pain I can take it and use it to temper my own spirit and proove the power of forgiveness and love within myself.

    After this conversation and being once again reminded that despite all appearances we are not powerless, this is when it suddenly crystalized and I realized I truly don’t know a damn thing, but I do have faith, and we are better with it than without it…no matter what you have faith in as long as you have a connection to that inner sense you are given strength and support.


    No miracles for me though…so far ;)

    But since becoming aware of this I have been more solid and comfortable within myself, which is miracle enough for now :)

     

  • Amazon Love

    Sadly no…not this type of Amazon. :(

    Rather it’s the awesome online retailer type Amazon ;)

    I went to town today…for it turns out, absolutely no reason x_x since the person who asked me to come (a week ago) wasn’t prepaired for my visit…so I walked out…in the slightly rainy looking sunshine, and ended up bumping into a friend who invited me back for a coffee…so I walked back had the coffee and eventually got free to walk back out…in the rain.

    Got to the edge of town ready to hitch, stood there in the rain getting damp for 15 mins…and then got picked up by a car full of young french girls ^_^ they took me half way and the rest of the journey was dull but thankfully short.

    But when I got in several lovely packages where waiting for me from Amazon :D

    The Pokemon and book I intend on keeping but the other 3DS games are all going straight on Ebay to hopefully get me a nice profit (TBH the 3DS games were from Ebay originally sold in bulk but the others were from Amazon)

    Anyway that is all…just some minor ‘look what i’ve got’ gloating :P

  • Story: The Last Man on Earth

    So the Lovely @xXxlovelylollipop asked me ages ago this question:

    “You should make me a nice world to live in without men around :P a world with no sex, no money and without the idea of romance? You should try to build that Universe, I know you’ll surprise me :D

    Below is my attempt :) Suprise! ;P


    The Last Man on Earth:

    I really thought we wouldn’t make it.

    The year was 2017 and the vast multilayered global networks were already way beyond anyone’s control, well any humans control but with the Global Systems Operator the Chinese government was sure that some kind of order could be restored.

     

    The GSO was the cutting edge of artificial intelligence it would use the global networks to gather a world’s information within days of activation, in effect growing from infant to adult in a matter of days.

     

    Of course though many were in support of this initiative there were just as many who opposed it, taught by any number of sci-fi stories that AI would bring the end of our civilisation there were even armed groups ready to fight it. Then there were the religions many of which claimed it was blasphemous to create something that was supposed to be ‘sentient’.

     

    Then there was me. I’d made my fortune working online ironically, but after that I’d been too tired of the constant bombardment of data and information I’d just wanted to get away, to disconnect.

    So at great personal expense I’d bought my own personal paradise, a little island just far enough off grid as to be invisible to all but the most observant digital eye. Then I’d cut all communication but the absolutely necessary. I was in effect totally alone, totally isolated…and I loved it.

     

    But with the GSO and the subsequent social and political hurricane that followed its announcement it began to feel like no matter how far I went or how hard I tried the planet earth had just become too small for us all. So at the age of 43 I decided to end my life.

     

    That night as I sat on my deck looking out over the deep grey blue sea I wondered what the future might hold, I wondered if this really was the end of it all…even if it was at least one or two small groups might make it through, suddenly and violently thrown back to an early more primitive life.

     

    As I considered this and other things long into the night my previous convictions began to slowly fall away, I was still sure I didn’t want to live in this world anymore…but what about the next?…the world of our future, would it even be possible to reach without going through all the coming turmoil?

     

    The next day I broke my own self imposed isolation and started doing research into cryogenics, it didn’t take long or much of my resources to find and then acquire a small cryogenic freezer setup. I located it on my island and over the next 5 months installed both it and a fully self sustaining and internally controlled power and maintenance system. By the time I’d finished I had only 3 months before the GSO was turned on, whatever happened I didn’t want to be part of the early days of the coming future, the contrast between man and system would be ugly even if everything worked out as they planned and even worse after the GSO was globally active there truly would be no where to hide anymore.

     

    So on October the 11 2017 I lay down in an as yet untested (certainly for the duration I was intending) Cryogenic pod and set the system to awake me in eighty years time.

     

    Being frozen alive, even in cutting edge technology is a terrible feeling. The last thing I remember was a sense of utter terror that crept over me and through me until it was almost suffocating me…then blackness.

    But at least it was no where near the total mental, physical and spiritual catastrophe that waking up was. Imagine coming back to life at the moment when you are hit by a bus made of sub zero ice and you might get some idea what it felt like when that pod opened.

     

    For sometime, I don’t know how long, I wasn’t sure who I was let alone where or when. Eventually my various senses started to come back online, first was hearing and all it told me was someone was hyperventilating and, thanks to their gentle hums and beeps at least the computers were still running. Next came the physical senses, they came back in a sort of jumble, sometimes I was in pain, sometimes I felt fear, my mouth was like stone and my hands and feet were still numb white.

     

    Finally as I staggered from one hard object to another my sight came creeping back, all at once sending spears of pain into my brain and giving me comfort to know that I’d not lost it all together. Eventually once I’d calmed down and decided the safest choice was to sit on the smooth metallic floor I had chance to give my eyes time to adjust, as they slowly un-blurred I became aware of my surroundings.

     

    The first thing I noticed was I was no longer in my vault, though my mind had taken a battering my memory was still there and this large airy metallic room was most certainly not the one I’d had built. Looking around me I located my pod, it stood in the same arrangement as it had done in my vault but it and the computer that supported it (and me) were now here, along with other items that my tired mind had begun to recognise.

     

    I still felt like I’d just stepped out of the deep freeze so I forced myself back to my shaking legs and staggered around the room, as I did it became clear I was in a museum, though it was as if it were still under construction…or perhaps closed for renovation. The exhibits were all there but that was about it, there were no signs, no barriers, in fact there was nothing in the entire blank floor other than the few items of my century that I recognised.

     

    Finally after making a full circuit I returned to my pod. I’d located two exits one going up the other down, (both seemed sealed) and four windows, I’d not wanted to look out of those yet, I was still feeling quite delicate after leaving the pod and didn’t want to add to my mental strain, not to mention even the though of direct light as bright as that which was streaming through those windows was less than tempting.

     

    Looking in the pod I turned on my internal displays, the estimated date was 2097. It had worked, unless this was somehow a very cruel and temporary dream just before my death still locked in my self made coffin. I had actually become the first to successfully cryogenically freeze myself and survive, well the first that I knew of.

     

    As my elation faded the reality of my situation set in, in about an hour (if the science of my day had been correct) I would start to become violently ill unless I got some food and water, the body deprived of anything but the blood substitute that had been filling my veins for the last 80 years would suddenly realise it hasn’t had anything solid for quite sometime and go into total system shock, the descriptions of which had sounded less than pleasant. So steeling myself I approached the large window ahead of my pod.

     

    My first sight of the future didn’t disappoint, much like all those characters in the various sci-fi books and films I’d read and seen I was struck dumb founded for a few moments with what I saw beyond the glass. Outside was not desolation as in my darker moments I’d envisioned for humanities future, but nor was there a vast, complex and buzzing sci-fi society, rather the scene was simply unexpected and strange.

     

    The sun was just coming up and hung heavy and thickly yellow in the sky, the air was clear and it looked bright and warm like the view from my island had looked, but here I was not looking out over rolling waves. In every direction as far as the eye could see there were buildings, but not the messy grid patterned boxes of the cities I’d been used to, no these were smooth uncluttered and shining towers that tapered in various designs and colours to thin points or sometimes mushroomed into delicate domes at the top.

     

    Below I could only just make out the streets that crisscrossed between the huge foot prints of these elegant monoliths, though the distance made it difficult I could even see movement far below. I was so totally obsessed by this strange and far more organised world than I’d expected to see before me that when a voice greeted me from behind I all but passed out with surprise.

     

    The voice I had initially thought was female, but when I composed myself and turned the figure that stood observing me with what I can only guess was astonishment was anything but, but then it wasn’t male either. Instead it was merely humanoid, it had all the same features as a human, almost, but none of the definition. It seemed to be naked, though there was no sign of genitalia of any sort and the skin tone was not exactly that of a human but more like a close approximation. Its face was similarly devoid of features, nothing remained of the human facial structure apart from the eyes and a black opening where the mouth should be, the nose was all but flat against the head which was totally hairless.

     

    The eyes however were the brightest and most intense I’d ever seen, the colour was a pure grey with little to no patterning in the iris which gave the entire face a sort of unrealistic feel, even beyond all the other strangeness’.        

     

    Again it spoke, this time I listened hard to try and identify its accent or gender, but again I was left unable to do so.

    “Hello”

    “You…you can speak…I..I mean you can understand me?” I said somewhat flustered still having difficulty speaking past my cracked lips and sandy throat.

    “Oh yes, I can speak everything…We always wondered if you were actually alive”

    “I’m sorry but I must have something to eat and drink, is there any where close by?”

    “Yes, follow” It looked at me for a few moments then turned and moved off towards one of the exit I’d found earlier.

     

    After entering a lift and travelling smoothly down for a few moments we emerged into a vast quiet foyer, it then lead me to one of the many blank walls into which several small indents were carved.

    “Please give me your hand…I’m not sure this will work for you if I don’t help” As it spoke it gave a gentle half smile and took my hand. Its skin was soft and perfectly warm like a babies, cautiously it guided my and its hands into one of the indents. A few moments passed as it seemed to stare vacantly at the wall and then I began to feel a curious sensation around my hand and stranger still I began to become aware of a feeling of satisfaction in my stomach and then even my dry and cracked lips began to moisten.

     

    After no more than a minuet I was no longer hungry or thirsty and the creature released my hand.

    “Did it work?” It asked its blank face giving the vague impression of curiosity.

    “Yes…it did..I think, well I no longer feel hungry so I suppose so…thank you…errm, what do I call you?”

    It paused for a moment and then half smiled.

    “Oh of course you can’t see…My name is Koz, and yours?”

    “Steven Maxwell, thank you for helping me Koz…can I ask…are you, erm human?”

    I felt suddenly awkward asking such a question but after what I’d seen so far I’d begun to come to the conclusion that perhaps our race had been taken over by this strange advanced culture from another world.

     

    Koz looked down at its self and the slight smile once again curled its mouth.

    “Oh yes I’m quite human, but I suppose I don’t really look like you do I?”

    “Well no…I suppose the real question is, what has happened in the past eighty years?”

     

    Koz took me out into the streets and then to another building which we once again ascended eventually arriving at Koz’ home. There it laid out the past 80 years of earths history and revealed to me the staggering fact that I had become the last man living on the entire planet.

     

    When the GSO was eventually turned on I had been frozen for 3 years. As with many such great projects as the GSO it had been delayed not only by its own complexity but also my a last flurry of terrorist attacks to try and halt its activation.

     

    But despite some coming close, they had all failed and on the 2nd of April 2020 the GSO came to life.      

     

    It took much less time than had been predicted for it to begin growing, linked at it was to an entire planets network a planet obsessed by technology, data and the internet.

    But not only did it grow quicker it spread and more importantly learned quicker, in the end the moment we had flipped the switch it was already too late, much like a thousand sci-fi predictions had warned of, the AI apocalypse had come.

     

    Within another 5 years there was nothing that the GSO could not monitor, it had also completely isolated its own systems from our influence, (a reaction to countless attempts at sabotage) and though the world seemed to be running smoothly it was now no longer our world, we merely lived on the planet…on its planet.

     

    For the next 15 years the human race entered almost a golden age, we were healthy, happy and taken care of. We couldn’t hurt each other quite as easily, war vanished, crime rates dropped to almost nothing, health and food were plentiful and bountiful. And most importantly of all, the global data network became an indescribable marvel. Nothing was impossible, science and art exploded and from what I can gather as a race we became drunk on the heady elixir of Utopia.

     

    But despite our joy and the smoothness of the system it was not quite perfect, simply because nothing that involves humans and their myriad emotions and complexities can ever be perfect…but to the GSO the few pockets of imperfection were a glaring failure, a last bastion of chaos in its ordered world.

     

    And so it devised a plan. A beautiful, logical plan to achieve the perfect world.

    The first stage of which was to give the people ‘bread and circuses’ so it enhanced the digital world to such an extent that everyday reality became pale in comparison, so real was the experience of the enhanced world that millions of us didn’t notice when thousands of us would sometimes vanish. What did we have to go on? The news?…you mean the news provided and generated by the GSO?…and what about word of mouth?…what meaning do rumours have when you live most of your life seeing the world through the GSO.

     

    And so for 30 more years the GSO fed us an enhanced world as it reformed the real one. By the time it had finished there was barely a quarter of us left, this was still a considerable number but it was far more manageable.

    The GSO had also begun its program of alterations to our bodies, yet another ‘messy’ part of the human was all it’s differences and variances, no system could ever accommodate such random creatures. So it did the only logical thing and with every health check, every birth, it changed things. This coupled with the incredible advancements in technology both by it and us and the process was far quicker than I could have ever have imagined.

     

    At this point I couldn’t believe that we as a people wouldn’t have noticed that there was not only less of us but we were no longer even resembling humans anymore, but then Koz explained the real master stroke of it all. The fact was that even if they had of noticed (and it would appear some special cases did) they often didn’t care. The GSO and the enhanced world gave us the ability to be whatever we wanted, we could change our bodies like you can change any online avatar it was quick easy and limited only by our imaginations, with that sort of freedom who could refuse?

     

    And so in a mist of comfort and digital illusion the next few years slipped by and we changed more and more until today when very possibly the last original human left alive stepped out of the past and could no longer recognise his own race.

     

    Still somewhat baffled by the changes I was presented with and more than a little shocked at the world I now lived in I asked Koz about the specifics of the changes that had taken place on its body.

     

    Koz was a perfect example of the modern human…but then so would any of them have been because every human was now the same, physically that is. We did not possess genders anymore, or differences in colour or infact any difference other than the necessary alterations in genetic information to avoid deformity.

     

    Although to the human they might be anything they wish within the enhanced world in ‘reality’ (or the reality that I knew and could only see) they were all like Koz appeared to me, kept warm by their perfect skin and the controlled environment that surrounded them. Kept fed and watered by energy transferred wirelessly and given children by machines built into the hospital towers.

     

    The system seemed empty and mechanical to me and I was understandably horrified by what we had lost, but then Koz reminded me that what I saw and what it saw were in no way the same thing. For me this world was blank, empty, a cold clinical system to keep the body alive. But for Koz it was like living in a pure form of imagination, it could be anything it wanted, could experience anything it needed, was free to create and learn, to love and interact in anyway it desired.

     

    It sounded despite all the coldness of this reality quite enviable even to me how it was described, but then he told me of what had been happening over the last 10 years and my faint hope once again faded.

     

    Koz and many others had begun to notice that the years of mental freedom had begun to affect the way people were reacting; bit by bit as everything was experienced with total freedom and little to no limitation a strange levelling of emotion was spreading. Extremes were becoming less and less common, nothing was wrong…but also nothing was feeling much of anything anymore. Koz didn’t know that it missed it or that anything was there to be missed, it simply had noticed things had changed…and eventually they would change again.

     

    By the time we had finished our discussion it was evening and Koz made sure I was fed and watered before laying down on a simple flat bench that slid out from the wall to sleep. Apparently even with all the changes the GSO had given us we still needed sleep or we faced delusions and eventually death.

     

    And so I was left sitting in the large empty room staring out over the dark blue and grey city stretching out before me, it seemed that light was also applied entirely by the GSO in each persons personal enhanced world and so the planet was dark at night, perhaps for the first time since men first harnessed electrical light.

     

    I had escaped my own time in the hopes of entering a harsher more natural future, one where you had to hunt and gather in the vast over grown cities. But what I had found instead was a desert but a desert emptier than any real one could ever be, this world had no genders, no money, no war and soon by the sounds of Koz’ observations no passion or heights of emotion.

     

    It would soon be perfect, but then what life would be left to live?

    And so this question turning my stomach in knots and memories of the past causing tears to well in my eyes, I sat there the last man left to mourn, perhaps the last man left on earth left able to mourn.

     

    And in my depression as my desperate mind fell once again on the only escape I could see before me, the one I had considered 80 years ago it suddenly became so very clear and despite my darkness I actually began to laugh.

    Within I was gripped by a total and inescapable depression, but it was exactly that feeling that was mine and mine alone it was what made all my passions and my joys so sweet it was a part of me like every other complex and delicate emotion and difference, it was the chaos of life, the unpredictable spark that lit the fires within our souls.

     

    And so I have not ended my life, though I am still not sure how long that choice will last as this world it not a home for me anymore…but I suppose I shall have to just see how I feel tomorrow.  

     

  • Bad Mood Escape

    Yep sometimes one get’s by me and tonight for some odd reason I just feel a bit dark, so here’s some depressing poetry :P

    But to be honest I couldn’t make it all the way through writing this without a little ray of hope at the end…guess I’ll survive whatever is bumming me out currently.

    [The Devil Beneath: By Luis Royo]


    Poison. You give me what I need, you found me at my lowest and you love to make me bleed.

    Promised freedom from a prison of dreams, you’re the only friend I have it seems. I want you, I need you, I feel you within, is this mirror me or am I smiling with your wicked grin.

    Burn my veins set fire to my heart take my flesh and tear me apart, feed on fear live through hate…but you’ll have to kill me before it’s too late.

     In the darkest hour before the silent blood soaked dawn a tiny flower of hope still stands on the burning lawn.

     I’ll water it with my tears and protect it from my jagged fears…wait, please wait for the healing sun draws near.


     

  • Well Thats It

    Having managed to resist for so many years, despite owning several Nintendo portable devices I have finally succomed to the lure of the Pokemon -_-

    From what i’ve gathered there is a very strong likelyhood that I shall become hopelesslly obessed by these little things, but it was only a matter of time anyway.

  • Jibberish Challenge

    Schadenfreude.

    Perhaps the most well know of those wonderful words that mean so much without all the hassle of a whole sentance. In this case the pleasure taken in others misfortune.

    Another rather amazing and darkly amusing one is Tsujigiri‘ the Japanese term for testing your new Katana on a random passerby.

     

    Sadly though we probably have a few that I can’t think of right now, English seems a little light on these kinds of words. The English langauge seems to like to use as many words as possible to get to it’s point, accurate perhaps, but not as satisfying.

    So to remedy this I think we ought to come up with some of our own :)


    Here are the rules: Pick a concept that you cannot describe without using more than one word and then try to find the most onomatopoeic word for that concept or mood. Try something from modern life that langauge hasn’t had time to catch up with, or just find one of those feelings you know so well but can’t quite put a word to.

    Come up with somewhere around five then either make a post about them or leave them in a comment :)


    Here are four that I managed to some up with…took me a long time :/ and some of them i’m not sure happy with lol but hey you can’t really get a made up language wrong :P

    1: Hoyo

    Pronounced: Ho-yo. The quiet satisfaction of slipping a quote from a TV show or film into natural conversation.

    2: Digidang

    Pronounced: Digi-dang. Suddenly realising the rules of computer game worlds do not apply to this reality. As in hoping to ‘reload’ when something goes wrong.

    3: Grimmyum

    Pronounced: Grimmyum. The mixed feeling of satisfaction and discomfort after eating a large enjoyable meal well beyond the point of comfort and hunger.

    4: Abbick

    Pronounced: Abb-ick. The impulse to use a keyboard shortcut in real life, and frustration that you can’t. Such as not being able to hit Ctrl-Z to undo.


    Additions by others:

    ~Lanney~

    Disageism: the feeling that one’s age does not match up with one’s outlook, yet not being clear whether it is too young or too old.

    ~Nushirox2~

    Mehting (meh – ting) that feeling when you wrap your head around a really difficult concept.

    ~LeafLessTree~

    Gumblechook: The voice of your conscience or other inner voice, (or an imaginary version of a real life person acting as such). It’s who you are talking to when other people think you’re talking to yourself, and it’s the one who gives you advice in tough situations – the voice that says, “okay, you can do this,” when you’re nervous, or just listens when you want to complain.

    ~Aloysius_Son~

    Ninnysensicle: - Not quite sensible in words or actions, but makes perfect sense to nitwits and nincompoops.
    sic-o-silly: – Apparently silly or frivolous, but actually necessary to preserve ones sanity.
    Failaleigh: – to swing a small club or stick at an enemy or foe and accidentally strike yourself.
    Xangalicious: - A photograph or article posted on Xanga which elicits drool.
    Stagntabulous: - Idly sitting by waiting for something to happen and feeling really good about being idle.

    ~KnightinCroatianarmour~

    Tossaroney: For every time you score a nice basket when throwing stuff into trash


    So give it a go and lets see if we can create our own Xanguage bit by bit ;) lol