Month: March 2012

  • 5 Xangans Vlog

    So I was tagged in Nadia’s lovely Vlog about 5 Xangans who are important to her.

    And here is my one :D

    I think the audio is fine, but it may need you to turn your speakers up a bit.

    Xangans Mentioned: @xXxlovelylollipop @xDeelynnx @fabolousclown @I_Love_Burma @LKJSlain 

  • Manchester Part 2

    Part two of my Trip to the big city: In this episode there is more food, dead people, dancing girls and spaceships ;)

    Day 4

    Greek Orthodox Grave stones.

    Marking the graves of my mum’s biological father and mother.

    Michael: My mum’s step dad, also a Ukrainian immigrant.

    My Grand dad’s grave…he’s the one in the picture in my first post. I never really knew him, since i was too young.

    Old Industrial England a Vew from the graveyard.

    Before going to the grave (or it might have been after can’t remember) we also went to an Anglican Church.

    I’m not religious i’ve rarely if ever been to church or anything connected to organized religion…but I thought since this trip was one of culture I should add Religion to the experiances.

    It was interesting, I joined in with the hymns, which surprisingly made me get a bit of a lump in the throat. I wasn’y comfortable with much of the language used though, since it was very much about the more judgmental view of God…personally all that original sin and God’s wrath stuff just sounds a bit needlessly depressing.

    But when at the end of the service we turned to each other in the church and shook hands saying ‘Peace be with you’ I quite liked that :) then there was the whole bread and wine thing which was interesting but a bit lost on me.

    After all the holy morning stuff we had a quiet Sunday, that ended at a lovely Indian Resturant with great service and food. We spent the night talking, mostly with an ex-fireman friend of my uncle for me, but it was loud and not really my scene so i was glad to get home.

    Day 5

    The next day I headed off to see my Cousin, her partener and their new baby, and together we went to visit a local town where they plan to move.

    Deers in the park!

    Proud Dad :)

    Slightly odd cousin and cute baby ;)

    A quiet…but jam packed with rich folks English Village.

    After spending the day with my Cousin and having a late lunch we headed back only to find that my Aunt had made dinner and we were all invited to have some :S but despite having eaten lunch only 2 hours ago the meal was so nice we got through it ;) and the sweet.

    Then we were off back to Manchester to see somekind of Dance thing done by Manchester Ballet School students.

    It was AMAZING :D we were right in the front row and right next to the massive speakers from which VERY loud music was playing through out…but the skill, ability, choreography and whole show was brilliant so despite ear pain I stuck it out and loved every moment!

    Plus we were right next to a guy who’s sister was in the show, he was a lovely guy and shared some interesting stuff about his work as a graphic artist (check out his site: www.thecityspace.co.uk I tracked him down via google lol) the only problem was that since it was not only Ballet but also Cabaret the costumes for several dances were a bit revealing shall we say…and normally I’d not mind that sort of thing, but when you are sat next to the brother of one of the amazingly pretty girls on stage…it makes you more of a gentleman with your gaze lol :P

    But the whole thing was just great fun and made me REALLY want to not only see more but also become a dancer :/ might need a bit more fitness first though.

    Day 6

    Began with a walk up the hill near the house with my Uncle.

    At home in his Garden :)

    Manchester in the haze.

    Then since he had discovered that we’d never been my Uncle insisted we go visit Jedrell Bank and see the Radio Telescope.

    See I told you there would be spaceships…or at least the system for finding and tracking them.

    Within the visitor center there was this camera wwhich proves just how cold my ‘normal’ hand temp is. Check out the difference between me and my Uncles finger tips! and this was on a hot day after my hands had been in my pockets :P

    (It’s me on the left)

    I don’t often (if ever) do the classic tourist posed shot…but someone insisted I get some so here are a couple ;)

    It’s a biggun, and it moved several times during our visit!

    Fantastic bit of engineering…and the telescope too ;)

    My best shot of it :D *pats self on back heartily*

    The guy who invented the telescope also loved Cricket and Trees so he had an Arboretum build near to the Observatory.

    (The plaque says Neptune)

    I discovered someone has half inched Neptune! :P

    It’s a stunning place…and it was a lovely day but don’t worry only a few more photos lol

    A bit of time travel got me this cracker from 1958, just after it was built ;)

    The garden wasn’t quite in full tree blume yet, but the blossoms that were out (mostly on pear trees) were stunning.

    Then we had an excellent lunch in the resturant in the visitor center, more ham for me ;)

    And this was on the wall of the resutrant, each one had the time on different planets…but the one to the right for a Black Hole time was stopped hehe :P Science nerd joke…gotta love it.

    The whole trip was really lovely, despite the fact I even got a cold down there at about the 3rd day. :S

    For one though it was nice to have ‘just’ a cold and not something worse for once ;) but also it was mild and everyone and everything was so nice during the 7 days I really didn’t mind.

    I came back feeling really positive and motivated but also missing the folks down there quite a bit :) which is a good way to end a trip.

    Not quite tempted to leave my glorious isolation and move to the city to become a dancer…yet but it was a close call lol ;)

  • City Lights and Culture – Manchester -

    *Go half way down untill you see the picture of a canal…from there is new stuff :) *

    This is going to be my Manchester Trip post…but thats gonna be a long one so for now this is me in my fancy purple shirt for Nadia @xxxlovelylollipop

    And now the proper post…but damn I look so good in that pic i’m leaving it up :P lol


    My trip to England

     

    So on the 20th of March I packed up and shipped off to merry old England to visit my Uncle, Aunt and Cousin on my mums side, we quite rarely go visiting this side of the family but this was a sort of combo birthday gift trip for me and visit to meet our new Cousin who had just been born.

     

    The beginning of trip was early (for me anyway) as we had to drive for three hours to reach the closest airport but we got there easy enough and after the usual security and other delays we were off…to Ireland.

     

    Cheap flights ;) you don’t even get jets just props lol

    Bit odd since we were on the way to England to detour to Ireland, but hey this was the cheapest flight so we didn’t mind.

     

    Ireland!

    Plus since we were in Ireland it gave us the chance to have a quick pint of Guinness  ;)

    Didn’t really see much of Ireland since we only had two hours but it was nice to just sit and have a drink with my mum while we chatted.

     Then it was back on the plane for another 45mins to Manchester where we met my Uncle (my mothers Brother) and got taken back to his and his wife’s home to settle in. 

     

    -Manchester-

    The house is in a lovely quiet little suburb of Oldham not far from Manchester and my Uncle who loves trees has filled his garden with unusual species making it a quiet haven of birdsong and tree flowers.

    Nut Thieves

    Nope not a fake one…he really has a Crane that visits his frog pond hehe :)

    Magnolia…aparently they are one of the oldest plants on earth.

    My mum and her brother.

    The first day was quiet and just mainly saying hello and getting sorted, I think the only good shots were of little Sam my new Cousin :)

     

    My Cousin and little Cousin, I love them both with all my heart

    I want one of these.

    -A pic of my mums father (on the left) he and my mums mother were both Ukrainian-

    Day 2

    The next day we went into Manchester to explore about and see the sights ready for the evening when we were booked to see the Halle Orchestra in the evening.

    The buildings are a lovely mix of old and new that offer almost endless angles and perspectives for photos, and since I love architecture I ended up with friction burns on my neck from my shirt collar because I spent the whole day looking up and around lol

    The meal we had was an amazing Turkish restaurant and was probably the best of the trip (which is saying something because I ate like a king for the whole week) it’s also the only meal I managed to photo, still feel a bit awkward pulling out the camera at dinners :/

    Hilton building, I love this building it’s soooo pretty and eye catching…and big :O

    The Architect get the entire top floor as part of his payment.

    Apple Store, so many nerds so well organized it was impressive :D

    I go on that wheel later on

    Drumming up some business…zing!

    We had various starters but mine was a collection of wonderfully balanced little dishes including a ricotta samosa, rice wrapped in vine leaves, spiced chicken a salad and other lovely things.

    They were all so stunning on their own that it was incredible they worked so well together, to be honest the main which was swordfish was lovely but I could have just eaten another plate or two of the starters :) and to go with it a rather nice Turkish beer which had rice in it.

     

    -Mango Cheesecake :D yumaroo-

    Then after dinner it was off to the Halle for the very first bit of live music I’ve ever been to see and most certainly the very first Orchestra I’ve seen live.

    I was curious about the effect of an Orchestra having heard it described as ‘Exhilarating’ but never thought it could be…turns out it can ;)

     

    I really loved it. The sound, the skill and the way you could watch the movements of the musicians and see the flow of sounds was breathtaking I really genuinely got a buzz after it (even though due to early mornings and melodic music I almost fell asleep during one solo bit :P ) then it was home again for a bit of TV and to crash out.

     

    You are not allowed to photo during..so this is as good as i got :/

    But before bed I checked my 3DS which has a feature called Streetpass, basically if you walk by someone who also has a 3DS turned on and with WiFi active you transfer data…but since I live in the middle of nowhere I’d never got to use this feature…until last week! :D

    Having passed through a massive shopping centre (AKA Mall for you Yanks) and visiting a AppleStore (which was very impressive) I had gathered my very first Streetpass yay Nerd High five!

     DAY: 3

    Day 3 began with a lovely walk along a gentle English canal with ducks and warm sunshine, then off into Manchester again by train to see various museums.

    On the train through old land.

    More Architecture! :D

    In a craft fair thing this was a small box made of material with lights in it that you could hang on the wall, very clever idea!

    Fish Market

    On the Wheel.

    Skyline

    Then we popped into this lovely old theatre just to see the building :)

    Hilton again…well I did say i loved it ;)

    The Transport museum, filled with everything steam and water powered. I spent ages pumping a demonstration model of a water engine thing…only for it to turn an arrow -_-

    The Science museum: It had pillars that took photos of people and then passed them over this wall and onto a screen cloud…but it crashed LOL :P

    A Fusion Generator…or it might just have been a nuclear one.

    Aircraft Museum…not great for photos.

    Hehehe

    There is the screen cloud, as you can see most of Oldham has become Pakistani Muslim now.

    A library with thousands of old books, the main building is very old but it has a modern part surrounding it.

    The girls are a bit cold in Manchester lol :P

    And then it was time for home, I think we went out for a meal…or just ate at home can’t remember but it was quiet and an early night…knackered after long days wandering around Manchester.

    Oh we did also stop by a lovely Greek resturant before we left the city and I had a wonderful Panini with peparoni in…this holiday was also a holiday from my usual diet, and i had LOTS of meat.


     

     

  • Home Again

    Hey folks! :D

    I’m back home.

    I had a lovely week away and have returned with over 400 photos! :O But I’m not posting them now since i’ve yet to go through them even and organize everything, I literally got back today.

    So this is just a catch up and heads up that some serious travel/photo blogging in on it’s way in the next day or two so watch this space.

    Until then please feel free to let me know how you’ve been doing or what you’ve been upto between the 20th and today (the 27th) I’d really like to know how all the lovely Xangans have been doing? :)

    Here are a couple photos of what i brought back with me: Some Mango tea – A Science Book – a Fierce Purple Shirt – and two cool holographic postcards.

    I also got plimpsoles…but forgot to photo them :/

    Glad to be back near a Xanga ready PC <3 Missed you all! :D

  • I’m leaving on a Jet Plane


     

    But actually Mr.Denver I do know when i’ll be back again and it’s on the 27th…so there :P

    :D Yep I’m off for a visit to England, perhaps it’s where my blood comes from, (or half of it anyway) but the hills and highlands of Scotland are my home…or more accurately the hills and highlands of my keyboard are my home ;) and i’ll be away from them for a whole week! :-O Aaaaa.

    Chances are i’ll not have either time or oppertunity to get online so I shall bid you all farewell and much joy for the coming few days.

    “DUDE: Yeah man. Well, you know, the Dude abides.
    THE STRANGER: The Dude abides.
    THE STRANGER: I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowin’ he’s out there, the Dude, takin’ her easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals. Welp, that about does her, wraps her all up. Things seem to’ve worked out pretty good for the Dude’n Walter, and it was a purt good story, dontcha think? Made me laugh to beat the band. Parts, anyway. Course–I didn’t like seein’ Donny go. But then, happen to know that there’s a little Lebowski on the way. I guess that’s the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin’ it-self, down through the generations, westward the wagons, across the sands a time until– aw, look at me, I’m ramblin’ again. Wal, uh hope you folks enjoyed yourselves.
    THE STRANGER: Catch ya further on down the trail.
    THE STRANGER: …Say friend, ya got any more a that good sarsaparilla?…”

  • Part to Play

    I was thinking the other day about how much of an impact we have on each other and on Xanga when we interact and post.

    Even if mostly we just deal with our little group of friends and only sometimes if ever reach the front page, our efforts and interactions spread out like ripples changing peoples lives and minds in all kinds of ways.

    And as we rise and fall in the ranks of popularity we have a greater or lesser effect on larger or smaller groups.

    But always even in little ways our presence here on this site is built into it, into it’s future and history.

    I never thought i’d become half as much of a blogger as I have, and it’s always surprising to me to see people mention my username or things i’ve posted, or to look at all my friends and realise how many amazing people I know and things i’ve learnt and shared.

    It’s one of the best things about the net, an open and free place to collaborate and build something together that involves all of us in some small part.

    So thank you Xangans for being part of this site, and thank you also for letting me be part of it :D

  • All the Heroes: (lots of images may be slow to load)

    Okay well amazingly to date i’ve done 30+! drawings of various Xangans, some are no longer on the site :( but their heroes remain.

    Below you will find images and stories for all the heroes, first Group is of course our brave and enduring XangaLegion the good guys, the next group is the nefarious and wicked BAD Bedlam And Destruction, or badguys and the last is a group of slightly troublesome or more indipendant heroes.

    The Independants are for the most part good, but are of the class of superhero like Batman, kept apart from the larger groups by either choice or by way of thier powers.

    +UPDATE+ Will be adding names and links, got half way through and ran out of time :|

    ++Update 2++ Have been meaning to finish this list for AGES, but well i’m pretty lazy :/ so finally I thought i’d complete it but rather than the hard to see and crumby collages I used before this time i’ll just stick the original images in but a bit smaller so it won’t take hours to load. So below you should find the entire list of ALL of my drawings todate. I’m not going to tag everyone and annoy them i’ll just link to the blogger if they are still active.

    Xanga Legion

    1131 (Saintblue1131 – you don’t get a link…because this is my page ;P)

    1131

    A human host to a mysterious alien power source. 1131 was abducted and merged with the alien presence but managed to maintain part of his own mind forming a kind of symbiosis with the Alien. With the 1131 presence within him he is capable of super human awareness, teleportation and flight.  

     

    Reality (Roadlesstaken Seriously? i need to link you to this guy)

    Reality

    When a secret government project involving Nano-Bots went wrong one brave student sacrificed himself to save others by throwing himself into the path of the rampaging Nano-Swarm.

    As the Nano-Bots engulfed him he managed to over power their swarm mind and merge with them. Now Reality has the power to re-form himself on the Nano level making him almost invulnerable, he can also interface with almost any technology instantly gaining control over external computer and mechanical systems, he can also remake raw materials into almost anything.

     

    Genie (Hellokitty0809 Lena :D )

    Genie

    A geneticist who discovered a way to gain control over her own DNA, she now can morph her body or limbs into that of any other animal.

    The key to her power was the development of telepathic powers which have also been boosted so now she can not only read minds but control those around her.

     

    Firefly (JennyLovve She’s super in RL too :)

    FireFly

    The only survivor of a terrible plane wreck caused when a mysterious fireball struck a passenger jet mid flight. Afterwards FireFly discovered she had incredible abilities to control and generate flame, heat and light radiation.

    The crash left her blind but with her ability to detect thermal radiation she is able to see by detecting heat.

     

    SuperLuc (Superluc super by name super by nature)

    SuperLuc

     

    It was a normal day in the city, but as people went about their lives they had no idea that for one of them it was the first day of their destiny.

     

    At 10:00AM all hell broke loose. With a deafening boom that shattered windows for miles around a great beast fell from the skies, it was huge nearly 20 feet in height and brought with it destruction on an apocalyptic scale.

    Cars flew like leaves in the wind, buildings exploded and began to burn with white hot flames and the ground shook under it’s massive feet.

     

    As the terrified citizens ran for cover it looked as if nothing could stop the rampage of this unknown attacker, but within all the terror and destruction one man stood tall.

    He was until that day just a normal guy but when faced with such destruction he did not run, did not bow down, but instead turn and faced the end.

     

    As he approached the beast it ceased sending its terrible beams of energy screaming out towards the burning buildings, ceased crushing and pounding the ground and turned in silence towards the man.

    For a moment they stood the only sound the distant screams and crumbling sky scrapers, and then the creature bowed its head and melted into pure energy with it the city re-grew buildings rebuilding themselves and cars spiralling back to where they had been.

    And as the world righted it’s self the great ball of energy flowed into the man who had faced ultimate destruction with no fear.

     

    And in that moment SuperLuc was born. The alien power that met him that day is now within and part of him giving him incredible strength and power, and combined with his immoveable spirit and pure will he has become the ultimate force of good and balance. 

    Rainbow X (RainBoxx Ritzy Ritz!)

    Rainbow X

     

    Most myths are based in some fact and finding the end of the rainbow is no exception.

    Rainbow X was an ordinary girl when she found a strange intricate box hidden at the back of an antique shop, the owner simply knew it as the RainBox but didn’t know where it came from. Taking it home she spent a few days trying to open the odd box but after finding it completely sealed she gave up.  

     

    It was a week later that she came across the Box once more and grabbed a magnifying glass to get a closer look at the strange symbols and markings, taking it outside she began to study the surface.

     

    As she did the glass focused the suns pure light and as it passed over the Box parts of it began to glow and come alive with colours, fascinated she continued lighting the box until it began to glow and spread on it’s own, even when she took it inside the Box continued to shimmer and twinkle with beautiful rainbow lights.

    Suddenly the Box burst into light completely filling the room with one solid rainbow of light, for a moment it was everything and then the light faded.

     

    From that day on Rainbow X was not the same, now she can use pure colour light to control strange and wondrous powers. Each combination of colours creates a different effect or energy, from powerful red beams that cut through steel to soothing blue that heals or turquoise that grants invisibility, but none are more powerful than Purple which allows Rainbow X immense strength and speed, regeneration and piercing intuition. 

    Versatile and powerful Rainbow X is a fearsome force for light, life and good.

     

    Trackstar (Jess_i_cuh Shes the best.)

    Track-Star

    TrackStar was a runner who while taking part in a marathon was given a cup of water by an unknown spectator. The spectator was a scientist fleeing from government agents who were trying to take control of his discovery a formula designed to create super soldiers. Cornered and desperate he hid his discovery by giving it to TrackStar.

    The mysterious formula gave her super speed and strength allowing her to move at incredible speeds.  

     

    Ava Maria (Charleimaria Lost to Tumblr :( )

    Ava Maria

    A student who while visiting a museum accidentally came into contact with the most perfect crystal ever found. A single shard broke off and became lodged in her hand and the crystalline structure spread throughout her body giving her incredible powers over sound, and allowing her to regenerate any wounds completely over time.

     

    Libris (LibrisofVanity Been abscent due to military service)

    Libris

    The Inventor of the Pure Cube Prism. With it’s power he can control light and use it not only to teleport but also as an incredibly powerful weapon when focused.

    Libris can also absorb light allowing him to artificially darken localised areas.

     

    The Great (mj_degreat not seen this guy around much recently)

    The Great

    For every age there is a Hero someone chosen to by the hand of fate to bear the mantle of greatness, some take this power and use it to conquer the world leaving their mark in the history books. Alexander, Genghis and many others have been bearers of the line of greatness. But those that go untold are the ones who truly embody the powers they are given, The Great is one of those number.

    He was always faster stronger and better than those about him but it was only when he was drawn to an ancient temple on a little visited Greek island that he unlocked his full potential by discovering the shield plate he wears on his chest.

     

    While wearing this he has unmatched strength and the ability to project his will with powerful telekinesis. Unbreakably good and true The Great is the ultimate weapon against evil.

     

    K (kyukyucar Again not been on much recently, I really miss her :( )

    K

    K is the 11th version of a secret human cloning experiment that was trying to create the perfect human. K is so close to the ultimate goal that she could no longer be contained and escaped the lab. She has the power to absorb anything around her and transfer it into pure energy that she can then project as an impenetrable shield.

    She is also extremely physically fit, super humanly strong and immensely intelligent, having gained much of the true power of a perfected human.

     

    CarolinAvenger (Carolinavenger hmm don’t have her in my friedns list…..Ah found her :) )

    Carolinavenger

    Carloinavenger Is an avid basketball fan who wove her love of the game into the advanced gravitational physics she was experimenting with to create the Gravity Nullification Object, or as it’s been nicknamed the ‘Zee-G Pill’.

    With this incredible device Carolina can both repulse and attract almost simultaneously with amazing force, allowing her to fly with ease and perform stunning acrobatics with and around the Zee-G Pill. It also functions as a potent weapon disrupting normal gravity and sending attackers spiralling helplessly into the air, or when repulsed at speed simply impacting with abnormal gravity crushing the target under tonnes of pressure.

     

    XCat (livexlovexlaughter The delightful Caitlin)

    XCat

    XCat was a normal girl when on a trip to Africa a flash flood washed her truck off a river crossing and deep into the wilderness, lost and wounded she was taken in by the mysterious remaining members of The Pride a secret all female society of international agents.

    As she recovered in their care she was trained in the ancient disciplines of The Pride, who over centuries uncovered the incredible mystical power of a long lost lion goddess.

     

    With a natural affinity for her training she quickly became one of the most powerful the Pride had ever seen, wielding their claw weapons with consummate skill and ease.

    Fast as liquid and as strong as a lioness she now prowls the darkness hunting for wrong doers and protecting those that are in need.

     

    She is able to see in the dark as easily as in day, her claw is charged with energy that can send deadly beams from its tips and her acrobatic skills are next to none.

     

    Charm (elizabeth_ho The wonderful food lady :D )

    Charm

    Charm normally is like any other girl, But when she uses the mysterious Charm she found in the ruins of a mysterious temple she becomes Charm a warrior superhero who uses her magical blades to watch over the city streets at night.

    Her two blades Mas and Perak work together to weave bewildering patters and summon terrible powers, she can blind with a stunning flash of light, fire blasts of light from their tips and even send them out to do her bidding telekinetically.

    A consummate tracker and hunter when in the form of Charm little escapes her sight and keen senses. 

     

    Zone 61 (a-ny-zone61 Check out his awesome movie reviews! )

    Zone61

    Zone61 was the code name for a secret government project to create an army of super airborne commandos equipped with the best cutting edge technology. For the team they recruited various exceptional people from around the world but one member quickly began to out strip the others, he was faster more intelligent and could control the flight suits as if it was normal.

    Eventually the project was closed down all apart from one member, now simply know as Zone61.

    Zone61 further developed his innate skills and now has power over the air it’s self using it to generate storms, throw whirlwinds and his enemies.

    He can fly faster than any other Super hero and with the grace and ease of a hawk.  

     

    Ultimate Panda (She’s left Xanga :(

    Ultimate Panda

    A student who got lost while on a trip to China came across the ancient hidden temple of the Golden Panda deep within a vast bamboo forest.

    Within the temple she discovered the secret knowledge of the GoldenPanda sect and learned many incredible powers, in exchange for taking on the Golden Pandas pledge to protect the natural world.

    Now she has the ability to control plants and animals, and also to grow and form her body like the roots of a tree. This gives her incredible strength. She can also gain information from the vast network of roots and plants around her giving her an almost telepathic awareness.

     

    Amore  (serenadante The lovely Love doctor her self)

    Amore

    Amore is the divine child of Aphrodite sent to this earth to save us from our selves. She can fly and is almost indestructible since she is a god. She also has the ability to project a wave of pure love that disables any and all weapons.

     

    Vixen   (vixenELECTRIC Great writer, Lovely girl)

    Vixen

    While driving at night through I quiet forest road Vixen hear the yelps of an animal in distress, stopping the car she headed into the forest to find a Fox caught in a hunter snare. The creature was incredible and it’s eyes glowed with a fierce but benevolent fire. Vixen freed the creature and in return it bit her giving her it’s powers.

    Now vixen has incredible agility and acrobatic skill, she can also become invisible and mesmerise assailants. Her agility allows her to use her scarf and whip as deadly weapons to ensnare or strike opponents.  

     

    X-Ninja  (xDeeLynnX Shes one of my all time Xanga besties :D )

     

    XNinja

     

    The 10th Ninja’s history reaches back 10 generations when a powerful warrior who had reached the height of her training realised she could never attain true mastery over martial arts with just one life time.

    Faced with the end of her natural life she turned to a hidden and mysterious technique that was said to provide ever lasting life.

     

    But immortality was not to be hers, not in a physical form anyway. Instead she managed to gain the ability of ‘conscious none sequential rebirth’ so that in part her knowledge and skill was passed directly to a new generation within a person open enough to contain both her and their own spirits, each life time building on the last and adding to her wealth of knowledge.

     

    By the tenth generation held within the energetic makeup of a young woman was the distilled knowledge and wisdom of hundreds of years of focus and ability.

    But it was the mundane act of walking through air port security that was the one thing missing in all those preceding years.

     

    As the waves of energy passed through her body the young woman and the ancient master were suddenly and irreversibly merged, and as both energies vibrated together and intersected with the scanner waves a resonance was created that unlocked an intimate connection with time and the stored abilities of the master.

     

    Now the X-Ninja not only has incomparable martial skill but can also directly control localized time, speeding items she holds or her limbs up or down depending on need.

    By controlling local time she can survive almost any fall, strike with the speed of a bullet or move faster than the eye can track.

     

    But all her power and skill is tempered by centuries of wisdom and balance that has taught her to only act when the time is right and to choose her moment to perfection.

     

    FireFlower  (I_Love_Burma Wonderful creative and kind Marlar)

    FireFlower

     

    Working alone in an isolated genetically modified crop proving ground greenhouse a researcher began experiencing a strange connection to her plants, though subtle she was beginning to feel as if they were ‘talking’ to her.

     

    Time past and the crops were nearing final approval when the greenhouses came under attack from a radical Anti GM group. They attacked at night starting many fires with Molotov cocktails and gasoline cans, soon the blaze was out of control and the entire installation was engulfed in a ring of fire.

     

    Within the researcher found her self trapped, weak from smoke and pushed to the centre of the greenhouse by the heat she was overcome by a sudden and terrible cry that seemingly came from everywhere. The plants which had accelerated and mutated over the past months into an entirely new form of hyper adaptive life were dying but they were not about to give up just yet.

     

    Driven by necessity and an urge to protect the researcher who had cared for and grown them the plants adapted to their new hostile environment at terrific speed. Vines poured from the ground and surrounded the researcher growing tightly around her and merging with her skin.

     

    The fire burned for days before the company discovered the attack, when it had finally been put out and the area had cooled nothing was left standing save for a charred black husk that looked like a cocoon in the centre of where the building once was, the side of the cocoon was torn open…from the inside.

     

    FireFlower

    Possesses the remarkable abilities of the strange plant that merged with her to save both their lives, it is highly adaptive and can reform her skin to survive most harsh environments and even violent impacts. Due to the inferno in which they were born FireFlower and the plant can concoct powerful chemicals within her body that are then released in searing streamers of flame that can for a short time be used almost as whips before they become too liquid.

     

    Together they are FireFlower a force of nature guided by a calm and caring heart.

     

    Grammer Boy (It’s GrammerBoy!…need to find a link to him)

    Grammer Boy

     

    A studious librarian who spent his days looking through the vast collections of old books hidden in the vaults of a large city library.

    One day he found a strange book that though slim contained The Method, this ‘method’ once mastered allowed the librarian to learn anything he put his mind to almost instantly and with complete ability.

     

    As he explored his new ability he began to gather a vast knowledge of skills and techniques, wisdom and prose. Eventually he decided to use his skills for good and having read and learnt from many comic books and having dealt with many examples of poor grammar he decided to become Grammar Boy.

     

    Now with knowledge of almost all martial forms and many other seemingly incredible skills he fights crime with his deadly combo of his ‘FullStop’ Right hand and ‘Exclamation’ Left.

     

    Angel~Wing  (JmeLove-x Lovely Blogger, writer and light dancer)

    Angel~Wing
    The night was cool and quiet, the only sound was that of the gentle breeze through the scrub.

    A young woman walked slowly out under the blanket of stars, she’d been driving for hours and needed the break. The road was empty for hundreds of miles in both directions, she was alone just her and the still desert.

    She didn’t know why she’d chosen here to stop, other than a strange sense of peace it was an unremarkable stretch of highway, but unknown to her she was being drawn to this spot, to this time, to this beginning.
    Suddenly it was as if the stars them selves were falling, light oozed from the black sky and gathered form as it fell, untill it was a solid oval of burning gold that tore a shimmering path to the desert floor.

    When the girl reached the spot she found nothing but a man clothed in simple white robes and surrounded by a mat of gently glowing feathers.
    The ‘man’ despite apearances was not human and could not speak, but it was clear that it was dying. Within it’s eyes was a timeless creature facing death, and although it was calm it also expressed very human fear.

    The girl stayed with the dying creature simply holding it in silence. After sometime the light within its eyes began to fade, and with his last moment he drew his hand across the womans side, as he did the feathers that surrounded his body glittered into flame, and with the creatures death AngelWing gained new life and new ability.

    Where she had been touched elaborate patterns of tattoos formed and AngelWing gained fantastic powers. Now able to fly at high speeds with glowing wings of light that form from her tatoos and become invulnrable within a protective sphere of light she has turned her skills to the protection of others and freedom of all.

    When forced to fight she can generate searing stars of energy, regenerate almost all physical damage with in a few hours and see the truth of any situation.

     

     

     

     


     

    Bedlam And Destruction

    ViperPhoenix   (cpkviperphoenix The evil and insane leader of the BAD…be afraid be very afraid)

    ViperPhoenix

    An Archaeologist who discovered a lost crypt while on a dig in China, within was an ornate pedestal that held a huge egg. While trying to recover the egg the dig team trigger several traps all but Viper fell to them, but his eye firmly on the goal Viper left his fellows to their fate and escaped with the relic.

    Upon opening the egg he realised he had found the last remaining Dragon, the mythical beast was weak and young but still barely alive, sensing its terrible power ViperPhoenix cut out it’s heart and ate it. Within him the Dragon was reborn and so was he in a new body of fire.

    Together they became ViperPhoenix. With the ability to fly generate firestorms and take incredible damage he is almost unstoppable, when his powers run low he must regenerate by draining the energy from the dead razing the corpses as a skeleton army that are bound to his will.

    Slayer               (LKJSlain The one and only)

    LadySlay AKA Slayer.

    Slayer was when young a gifted automatic writer and for years she wrote hundreds of pages of mysterious text.

    It was only after this strange tome had completely poured fourth from her hands that she finally tried to read any of it, for a full year she pieced the pages together into one single book a book of terrible and evil power.

     

    The book she had written was imbued with the powers of an ancient time a time of magic and unnamed darkness, the world the book had come from was a world of nightmares. And now complete it’s power was almost alive, fascinated and caught in it’s lure of immense power Slayer began to learn the black spells and rights.

     

    Now she is a strange and twisted amalgam of pure power and her physical form, she can cast a vast range of spells that allow her to fly give her huge strength and near invulnerability, but her most powerful weapon by far is fear with her spells of terror she can bring almost anyone under her sway, leaving them a hopeless servant of her will.  


    LibrisDARK       (LibrisofVanity This guys got an evil alter ego)

    LibrisDark

    With light there also must be darkness and LibrisDark is the other side of the coin for Libris. When Libris first used the Pure Cube Prism he unleashed the power of light and darkness creating a clone of himself in that moment.

    LibrisDark lives only in the blackest shadows and at night when he wields terrible power with his blacklight lazer and ability to bring the darkness to life around those unfortunate enough to face him.


    Kount                (konfefcount He’s diabolical)

    Kount

    Some say he was born from an apple laid by a snake, some swear he formed from the mist on a lake, to believe these tales would be a mistake and if you make just one it may already be too late.

     

    He’ll lie he’ll deceive he’ll fib and foil he’ll lead you a stray, burn the map then sell you your freedom at the cost of your life.

     

    The Kount is a mystery, no one knows who or what exactly he is many think he may not be entirely human. But what little has been found out about him has often been to the discoverers determent. He has many strange powers, he’s incredibly fast and flexible able to out wit even the most skilled fighter he also seems to be followed by a strange mist that billows out from everything around him at his command.

    Within the mist the bonds of reality become loose and you enter the domain of the Kount where only his word is law and only his rules apply.

     

    A dangerous manipulator or people and groups he is shrouded in mystery and deadly to face.   

     

    T.R.O.L.L (a minion of the BAD)

    Introducing The T.R.O.L.L or in it’s technical name The Tessellating Relativistically Organized Living Liquid.

    This strange creature was created by the mad doctor and scientist Dr.Karnevarious who concocted the T.R.O.L.L as an easily duplicatable army to aid him in his evil designs.

    This monsterous creature is more chemical spill gone back than an animal, a reinforced bag of black ooze that when in close proximity with enough of it’s self self organizes and forms a rudimentary living being.

    Control is gained via a small satellite reciver hidden within it’s ‘skull’ and additional metal tentacles that can extend from it’s sack like body for more than two meters make it a terrible foe.

    Though not physically as strong where it isn’t armoured it’s blind mindless drive to complete it’s orders make it a tricky opponent, and if it’s given time it will self heal. This is just one of the more successful of the Doctors many strange experiments and creations, but with this and his trained human commando units they make both the Doctor and BAD a formidable enemy.

     

    Henchmen of the BAD

    The Humble Minion these normal men and women who have fallen under the sway of the B.A.D are trained and equiped then sent out to gather resources and cause mayhem when the real Villains are busy with their evil plans.

    Although not particularly dangerous to the Heroes of the Xanga Legion they play a vital part as distraction and confusion units to cover much darker schemes.

     

    Dr.Karnevearius (Evil Genius Doctor for the BAD)

    Dr.Karnevearius

    As a young man Karnevearius quickly distinguished himself as a genius, excelling in almost everything he turned his hand to, but as great as his talent was his drive to be more and better was even greater.

    As he grow older he developed his own laboratory often creating the devices and machines he needed himself.
    But his downfall came when he began researching the attainment of super powers, these often wondrous abilities seemed to spring fourth from random chance and often in times of great pain or danger, his mind was drawn ever on down this path and as it was his risks and care for personal safety fell by the wayside.

    Eventually after years of fruitless trying his once strong able body was ruined as was his mind, driven mad by his experiments and constant failure he turned instead to repairing himself and the damage done by his obsession.

    Now he is more science experiment than man, his body a conglomeration of technology advanced far beyond anything available to even the largest research labs.
    But while he is now stronger than he ever was before his mind has continued to descend into madness and his soul has hardened.

    With no sense of humanity anymore he pursues his goals with ruthless ability and focus, caring only for achievement and the completion of his next project he has drawn the B.A.D around him like a spider in his web.
    While they go out and cause mayhem and chaos they are often only acting as the arms of his single minded and entirely selfish desires.

    Up close he can be deadly, with his powered claw which is able to crush solid metal while the neurologically controlled tail that arcs from his back carries a deadly concoction of radioactive ‘venom’ that can burn victims from the inside out.

     

     


     

    Independants

    Choice     (bluepillorredpill A very cool Xangan)

    Choice

    Choice had his taken away. A convict on death row for a crime he didn’t commit Choice spent his time reading books on philosophy and Buddhism. Finally after all his appeals had failed he was taken to the chair.

    At the moment when the power was turned on Choice left his body and began moving towards an indescribable light, but as he moved he realised that this was his choice, he had life, death but also that which encloses both.

    And in that moment Choice was re-born, he had fallen between the gap of life and death and now holds powers usually reserved for gods. His physical for is mutable and due to the nature of his ‘death’ he can transform into the Electrolem an electrical elemental of immense force, he is also supremely capable of learning almost any skill or technique and wields many weapons with consummate skill.     

     

    QuantumStorm  (QuantumStorm Super Nerd!!! if you don’t know him make sure you change that)

    QuantumStorm was a lone researcher left to monitor the worlds most powerful Quantum Computer over night when warning came through that a massive solar storm was about to hit the earth, as it did the power grid surrounding the research lab failed and it internal generator kicked in.

    But the storm kept gaining in intensity and soon the lights began to flicker and fail, left with no option and unwilling to watch years of work and millions of dollars be destroyed Quantum allowed the computer access to the internet.

     

    In milliseconds it had spread throughout the world gather untold amounts of data and knowledge, but in it’s rush to explore and expand it drained immense power from it’s base and as it was still entangle with it’s physical presence began to die once more, this time the computer took action and linked with the huge solar energy engulfing the entire region around the lab, as it did a unique form of radiation was created and consumed the lab.

     

    After the blast of Quantum Radiation the lab was reduced to ruins and within them QuantumStorm stirred.

     

    QuantumStorm is now a Quantum entity no longer entirely human, with his immense knowledge and power he has evolved beyond good and evil and so he can be cold and is more than willing to sacrifice tens if not hundreds of lives to achieve a goal.

    Hard to predict and control QuantumStorm can seem to be both enemy and ally but with his ultimate goal of progress, life and evolution he is counted as one of the heroes.

     

    QuantumStorms powers are strange and many, his teleportation and QuantumDuplication allow him to instantly be anywhere aswell as allowing him to simultaneously be in upto 4 locations at once.

    He can also destabilize the quantum structure of the world around him which can be used as a terrible weapon, added to those skills is his global knowledge which allows him to use and create some almost alien technology.  

    Chosen             (a-ny-zone61 alternate account hero for this guy)

    Airusto             (An amazing poet who I think sadly has left the site)

    Airusto

    Airusto Was a normal man until he found a mysterious book hidden in the back of a dingy book store, almost unconsciously he was draw to the book and when he returned home with he began reading almost in a trance.

    For the next week Airusto could do nothing but read this mysterious tome as if he was possessed. What mysteries the book holds is unknown but when he finally finished Airusto was deeply connected to everyone around him.

    Airustos powers are absorption, he can draw power and influence from those around him to become super humanly powerful by multiplying many consciousness’ but with this power comes danger, if those around him are good and on the side of right he too is good…but if the balance tips towards evil then so too will Airusto.  

     

    BigTop             (Not in my list but i’ll get him)

    BigTop

    While at a country fair BigTop came across an old man dieing behind a large circus tent. As he went over to the man to try and help, the old man grabbed his arm and locking his gaze with twinkling eyes the old man wordlessly pressed a deck of playing cards into BigTops hand, and then the old man was gone.

    BigTop is an illusionist and trickster who with his twisting and turning powers of illusion, confusion and disillusion either leads evil doers to their doom or instructs the lost back to the path.

    His magic deck of cards can be used to create a number of incredible spells and powers, and also doubles as a future predicting tarot.

     

    Snow Angel      (affinityinunderstanding Kett.Writer, Thinker, coffee drinker and all round awesomeness girl)

    SnowAngel

    During particularly high solar activity a lone custodian of an arctic research base got lost in high winds. Freezing and alone she was seconds from death when the full brunt of the Solar wind hit the earths magnetic fields, above the sky ignited in cascades of green aurora the solar energy was so strong it pushed down through the magnetic shield of the planet and touched the ground where she lay.

    On that day SnowAngel was re-born, now with power over the cold, snow and ice she is able to travel at the speed of the wind by transforming into liquid and snow.

     

    ElectricPhantom (Cool rock chick who left :(   )

    ElectricPhantom

    A Rockstar who during a concert that had descended into a riot got hit by a sonic crowd control weapon while simultaneously being electrocuted by faulty wiring on the stage, the combination of high powered Sonic waves and thousands of volts of electricity changed her energetic make up.

    She now has the ability to channel huge amounts of electricity and also become invisible.

     

    Prince               (theprince A prince in name and nature)

    Prince

    The last descendant of an ancient line of Paladins sworn to protect the world by any means necessary. Prince carries his family sceptre that grants him super strength, agility and senses. The sceptre also contains huge power that can only be released and controlled by a Paladin of the line.

     

    Maximus  (Bloggicus_Maximus Will get link later, nice guy though :)

    Maximus

    Was a down on his luck wrestler who after a particularly intense match was approached by a mysterious scientist who offered a unique opportunity.

     

    The scientist had discovered how to unlock a specific part of the brain that allowed for active control over the cells of the body. The process was extremely dangerous and potentially lethal but with the right person with an immense level of strength and fitness it was theoretically possible.

     

    Though dubious Maximus agreed, the process almost killed him but the results were far beyond anything predicted.

     

    Now able to directly control his own physical form in a deeper way than any other living creature Maximus can chance his size and structure as if he were made of liquid, instantly reforming into whatever seize or shape he desires. But even more incredibly he has gained a sense of force and control over impact shock waves generated from within his Maximised system.

     

    With these combined powers Maximus is a fearsome presence able to resist incredible damage and crush entire buildings.         

     

    Restless Butterfly  (The wonderful Rez RestlessButterfly she’s just the best)

    Restless Butterfly

     

    A lab assistant at the wrong place at the wrong time when something from a hidden lower level lab escaped, the creature rampaged upwards eventually reaching where she worked. Trapped and in its path the assistant faced her fear and attacked to protect the rest of the staff.

     

    She rushed the half insect, snake like man and struck it in the skull with a letter opener, incredibly its weak skull gave in and the beast slumped to the ground, in shock she didn’t move away quickly enough and as the creature hit the ground a final impulse sent its bladed tail deep into her chest.

     

    She and the other victims were quietly buried in unmarked graves as a cover up fell into place.

     

    But 6 months later something stirred. Within the shallow grave a cocoon had formed around the woman and within she was resurrected.

    The Restless Butterfly returned to life now transformed by the creatures’ venom. Entirely immortal she has no fear, if any harm comes to her within a day she will re-grow back to perfect health. Her fearlessness and immortality have allowed her to fight with abandon and skill making her a deadly warrior and swordswoman.

     

    In moments of great need she can also transform herself into a cloud of shimmering butterfly like creatures that can flow past obstacles and reform on the otherside.  

     

    She is a wise and kind defender she is The Restless Butterfly.

     

    Pink Tiger (PinkTiger335 Hurray for Rey :D )

    PinkTiger

    The Pink Tigers where once a powerful society of agents that worked to fight evil and corruption within the private and hidden world of the rich and powerful, they achieved this by hiding in plain sight as musicians and composers for the secret powers of the PinkTiger guild was that they were Music Weavers.

     

    Eventually their guild fell to the very corruption it fought against but two of it’s members made a pact to set in motion the rebirth of their cause in a time when it could once again thrive un-noticed. Since they both carried the innate Weaver ability they had a child together and setup a system of delayed inheritance so that one day with luck one of their line would regain the powers of the Weavers.

     

    After centuries of waiting finally a young girl received a mysterious package on her eighteenth birthday, within was a musical score written on parchment not knowing who it was from or what is meant she played the tune as had many of her ancestors to no avail, but this time it was different.

     

    As the music flowed from her it became physical and danced in the air in a bewildering light show of sound, colour and sensation, within her body she felt something being unlocked and suddenly hidden genetic knowledge filled every part of her.

     

    It took only a few short weeks for her to fully grasp her new powers and now PinkTiger the first of a new line can wield music like her ancestors of old, she can create strange and powerful flows of physical sound that emanate from her, these can weave into almost any shape allowing her advanced telekinesis and almost instant travel among many other abilities.        

     

    Fabulous Clown   (Fabolousclown Amalia!!! :D another awesome Xangan and all round lovely person)

    Fabulous Clown

    The Jesters of old were in fact the hidden remnants of  Mages and Wizards, these powerful magic users once ruled in forgotten myth but as time and science moved on they had to hide and disguise their magic in ever more ingenious ways.

     

    A few of the more powerful Mages create small creatures called Familiars to do their bidding and in some cases carry their knowledge beyond the grave.

    One such creature was Fantastico a small Jester doll given life and great power by his master before his death.

     

    Fantasticos master was one of the more powerful Jester Mages who had lived for the best part of three centuries. With his vast life span he’d seen the decline in magic and vowed to ensure its existence for centuries to come, so he gave Fanastico the power to teach others the way of the JesterMage.

     

    And so for many hundreds of years Fantastico attempted to train new Mages, but as the years moved on it became less and less possible to break the grip of ‘reason’ and ‘logic’ until finally he could find no-one open enough to even see him move.

     

    But somehow through fate and chance he ended up as a toy for a young girl who held within her the rare spark of Magic and over a few years Fantastico imparted his knowledge onto her and thus created The FabulousClown.

    Together with Fantastico still at her side FabulousClow wields ancient and mystical powers, allowing her to Conjure and summon, confuse and create. She has become a natural Wizardess able to control the unseen flows of magic and with her powers she works to right wrongs and spread joy through the world. 


     

     

  • Funny Blog

    So @Againstthewind1 has made today Funny Blog day :D

    And while i’m always happy to spread a bit of humour…i’m sadly pretty crap at coming up with funny stuff on the spot, so here are three stories of varying length that have gathered up over the years on my machine…not sure where they come from and you might have even heard one or two of them before, but for those who haven’t (or have forgotten) I hope it brings a smile.

    ===No.1 Bear Remover===

    > A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his
    > roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure
    > enough, there’s an ad for “Bear Removers.”
    >
    > He calls the number, and the Bear Remover says
    > he’ll be over in 30 minutes.
    > The Bear Remover arrives, and gets out of his van.
    > He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a
    > mean old pit bull.
    > “What are you going to do?” the homeowner asks.
    > “I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof,
    > then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear
    > off the roof with this baseball bat. When the
    > bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab
    > his testicles and not let go.
    > The bear will then be subdued enough for me to
    > put him in the cage in the back of the van, and
    > then I can take him back to the woods and set him
    > free.”
    >
    > He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner
    > “What’s the shotgun for?”, asks the
    > homeowner.
    > “If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the
    > dog”.

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    ====No.2 The Parrot=====

    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently

    saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of

    to “clean up” the bird’s vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.

    The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

    Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms

    and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.

    I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”

    John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude.

    As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, “May I ask what the turkey did?”

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    ===No.3 The Squirrel====

    (I know this is long but it’s totally worth it ;)

    I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect…I was on Brice Street – a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it – it was that close. I hate to run over animals, and I really hate it on a motorcycle, but a squirrel should pose no danger to me. I barely had time to brace for the impact. Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels, I discovered, can take care of themselves!

    Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing my oncoming Gold Wing with steadfast resolve in his little beady eyes His mouth opened, and at the last possible second, he screamed and leapt! I am pretty sure the scream was squirrel for, “Bonzai!” or maybe, “Die you gravy-sucking, heathen scum!” The leap was nothing short of spectacular … as he shot straight up, flew over my windshield, and impacted me squarely in the chest.

    Instantly, he set upon me. If I did not know better, I would have sworn he brought 20 of his little buddies along for the attack. Snarling, hissing, and tearing at my clothes, he was a frenzy of activity. As I was dressed only in a light t-shirt, summer riding gloves, and jeans this was a bit of a cause for concern. This furry little tornado was doing some damage! Picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser,dressed in jeans, a t-shirt, and leather gloves, puttering at maybe 25 mph down a quiet residential street, and in the fight of his life with a squirrel. And losing…

    I grabbed for him with my left hand. After a few misses, I finally managed to snag his tail. With all my strength, I flung the evil rodent off to the left of the bike, almost running into the right curb as I recoiled
    from the throw. That should have done it. The matter should have ended right there. It really should have. The squirrel could have sailed into one of the pristinely kept yards and gone on about his business, and I could have headed home. No one would have been the wiser.

    But this was no ordinary squirrel. This was not even an ordinary peeved -off squirrel. This was an EVIL MUTANT ATTACK SQUIRREL OF DEATH! Somehow he caught my gloved finger with one of his little hands and, with the force of the throw, swung around and with a resounding thump and an amazing impact, he landed squarely on my back and resumed his rather anti-social and extremely distracting activities. He also managed to take my left glove with him! The situation was not improved. Not improved at all. His attacks were continuing, and now I could not reach him.

    I was startled to say the least. The combination of the force of the throw, only having one hand (the throttle hand) on the handlebars, and my jerking back unfortunately put a healthy twist through my right hand and into the throttle. A healthy twist on the throttle of a Gold Wingcan only have one result. Torque. This is what the Gold Wing is made for, and she is very, very good at it. The engine roared and the front wheel left the pavement. The squirrel screamed in anger. The Gold Wing screamed in ecstasy. I screamed in … well … I just plain screamed.

    Now picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a slightly squirrel-torn-t-shirt, wearing only one leather glove, and roaring at maybe 50 mph and rapidly accelerating down a quiet residential street on one wheel and with a demonic squirrel on his back. The man and the squirrel are both screaming bloody murder. With the sudden acceleration I was forced to put my other
    hand back on the handlebars and try to get control of the bike. This was leaving the mutant squirrel to
    his own devices, but I really did not want to crash into somebody’s tree, house, or parked car. Also, I had not yet figured out how to release the throttle … my brain was just simply overloaded

    I did manage to mash the back brake, but it had little effect against the massive power of the big cruiser. About this time the squirrel decided that I was not paying sufficient attention to this very serious battle (maybe he is an evil mutant NAZI attack squirrel of death), and he came around my neck and got INSIDE my full-face helmet with me. As the faceplate closed partway, he began hissing in my face.
    I am quite sure my screaming changed intensity. It had little effect on the squirrel, however.

    The RPMs on The Bike maxed out (since I was not bothering with shifting at the moment) so her front end started to drop. Now picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a very raggedly-torn t-shirt, wearing only one leather glove, roaring at probably 80 mph, still on one wheel, with a large puffy squirrel’s tail sticking out of the mostly closed full-face helmet.

    By now the screams are probably getting a little hoarse. Finally I got the upper hand … I managed to grab his tail again, pulled him out of my helmet, and slung him to the left as hard as I could. This time it worked … sort-of. Spectacularly sort-of … so to speak. Picture a new scene. You are a cop. You and your partner have pulled off on a quiet residential street and parked with your windows down to do some paperwork. Suddenly a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a torn t-shirt flapping in the breeze, and wearing only one leather glove, moving at probably 80 mph on one wheel, and screaming bloody murder roars by and with all his strength throws a live squirrel grenade directly into your police car.

    I heard screams. They weren’t mine… I managed to get the big motorcycle under control and dropped the front wheel to the ground. I then used maximum braking and skidded to a stop in a cloud of tire
    smoke at the stop sign of a busy cross street. I would have returned to fess up (and to get my glove back). I really would have. Really. Except for two things. First, the cops did not seem interested or the slightest bit concerned about me at the moment. When I looked back, the doors on both sides of the patrol car were flung wide open. The cop from the passenger side was on his back, doing a crab walk into somebody’s front yard, quickly moving away from the car. The cop who had been in the driver’s seat was standing in the street and was aiming a riot shotgun at his own police car.

    So the cops were not interested in me. They often insist to “let the professionals handle it” anyway. That was one thing. The other? Well, I could clearly see shredded and flying pieces of foam and upholstery
    from the back seat. But I could also swear I saw the squirrel in the back window, shaking his little fist at me. That is one dangerous squirrel. And now he has a patrol car. A somewhat shredded patrol car .. but it was all his.

    I took a deep breath, turned on my turn-signal, made a gentle right turn off of Brice Street, and sedately left the neighborhood. I decided it was best to just buy myself a new pair of gloves. And some Band-Aids

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  • LKJSlain Giveaway, time to get Fabulous!

    Yep What the heck why should girls have all the fun with jewellry, I want some earrings! :P

    Errm no actually I’m entering this time on behalf of someone else and to support Lisa’s ( @lkjslain ) beautiful jewellry shop :D

    So what are you waiting for? Go check out her shop NOW ~=Lisa’s Little Luxuries=~

    As for the awesome give away, ‘my‘ choices are:

    I want these! :)

     

    And my Wishlist item is:

    And this is on my wishlist…because I’ll pretty much do anything a pretty girl asks me to do :P lol

    My number is 71


     

  • Intuition

    Do you use or even believe in Intuition?

    Personally I think it’s one of our best and most truthful ways of acting, but it’s also something that needs training and careful awareness to use.

    Also even though I try to use it as much as possible and think of it as something of great value I’m still not entirely sure what it is even.

    So what am I talking about when I say ‘Intuition’? Well for me it is that sense you get sometimes when you are about to make a choice or take an action, mostly it’s like almost an ‘itchy’ thought that most of the time you dismiss or don’t consider all that much.

    But when I make a mistake and look back at the situation often times i’ll notice that I actually knew the right course to take, the one that would have resulted in me thinking back without regret but I actively didn’t choose it. For example recently I broke a Laptop I was working on. I’d intended to quickly put it on my home network by changing it’s domain to WORKGROUP which was the name of my local network…sadly I was unaware that this machine was on a remote Domain that once changed ment that all users and passwords for the system ceased to function.

    The fix took over a week of pain and struggle and even once it was solved it wasn’t perfect, but I couldn’t help but realise that when I thought back I’d known not to change that domain, I’d even paused before doing it thinking this could be dangerous.

    Now I had no actual experience with domains at that point, but still I knew and ignored it. So that sort of thing is what I usually think of as a missed oppertunity to listen to my Intuition.

    But this leaves me with the question what is it? is it something divine? perhaps it’s your higher self? or it might even be just evidence of our true potential, we are able to record and even recall everything we have ever experiencd via things like hypnosis, so all that data is there perhaps intuition is the voice of that store of knowledge, there’s a chance it might even not exist atall and merely be a trick of hindsight.

    Whatever it is or where ever it comes from if you start looking for it and trying to using it more you gain access to a really handy tool, it basically allows you to choose the right thing without knowing why…and for someone as lazy as me thats pretty much the best thing ever lol :P

    So do you use Intuition? 

    Do you think it is of value?

    And do you find that you tend to ignore it more often than not and then kick yourself later for doing so?