November 15, 2012

• Who Dares Wins. *edit*

  Oh dear :/ it seems at least two people want me to turn a rather unattractive shade of red and have tagged me to do this Dare Survey of rather (nsfw) topics…well fine but i’m gonna bury it asap with posts about zombies straight after

  With ‘thanks’ to @olwd and @rushmorej for tagging me

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  1) What do you consider your first sexual experience to be?

  Hmm Well a really cheap looking 80′s softcore porn video probably lol a really odd friend left it in our house once…and during a rare occasion I was home alone I took advantage of the oppertunity

  2) What is the sexiest thing you’ve ever worn in public?

  It’s not the clothes…it’s whats underneath that makes them sexy lol

  But i’m sure some people might say my wellies hehe 

  3) What is the sexiest surprise you have ever given someone?

  Errrm does picking up a hooker in a really fancy car while playing GTA count?…because i’ve never done that either tbh -_-

  4) What is your favorite scene from a porn video or story?

  Since some people seem so interested, I suppose i’ll share Personally I find erotic stories the most arousing…but there is one scene that pops into mind from a video. Of a girl standing bent forwards holding onto a desk with a guy behind, holding her arm crossed behind her back….and now I need to write another post real quick so this is no longer my top blog 

  5) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? 

  A quote from a computer game character seems appropriate here:

  “I ain’t putting my lips on that” – Ben from Full Throttle.

  6) Had sex in a public place?

  Do you have any idea how far I’d have to travel to GET to a public place…let alone get it on in one

  7) Have you ever had anal sex?

  Not to my knowledge and i’m pretty sure I’d have noticed.

  8) Have you ever had a rim job? Given one?

  I refer you to the quote above

  9) Are you in a relationship now?

  Nope

  10) What is your partner’s sexual fantasy?

  Still a delightful mystery to be uncovered

  11) Do you prefer to orgasm before or after your partner?

  I made a Meme that sums up perfectly how I feel about this…

  

  12) How often do you masturbate?

  Well let’s put it this way…i’ve not gone blind yet, but I do need glasses

  13) Have you ever had cyber or phone sex?

  I dislike talking on phones, let alone anything else…and via computer game characters i’ve done pretty much EVERYTHING in cyberland

  14) When you masturbate do you think of a specific person, celebrity or friend?

  It depends on the desired effect…sometimes there might be guest appearances. But Larry David says it best in Curb, when his wife asks him if he pictures her, can’t recall the exact quote but the gist is ‘You don’t want to be in those fantasies, believe me. You might show up at the end but mostly you’re better off not being there’ hehe

  15) What is on your sexual Bucket list?

  Ah finally an easy one…

  Have sex.

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