August 30, 2012
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Jackass With a Phone
After 27 years of avoiding being one of those awful modern people with endless communication devices with them all the time…I have finally gotten a mobile phone
albeit a second hand one form a dead guy.And so to celebrate this great event I thought i’d take a few shots of myself posing as one must do with the afore mentioned phone. I also was browsing a clothing catalouge recently and as always found the various ‘we are so stylish and relaxed’ looking models amusing so I’ve take these photos in the style of a lower end clothing magazine
hehe
The classic phone poser look.
For some reason I look like i’m about 10 in this photo o.O
The none phone one leg stance. A must for all male clothing models. (Also check out my perfect ass in these pants
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The one foot on rock, another must for suave men
The relaxed looking off into the distance guy. ‘If only I had my polo neck…I must have left it in my other BMW.’
And now some proper shots taken when I went for a long hitchhike over to visit a fellow Webguy and pickup some site data. I also got to use my phone for a good reason on this trip since on the way home no one stopped to pick me up
…for miles -_-
Wind Farms and forests. Many folks don’t like the Windfarms…but personally I think they look very pretty.
Peat cutting, a VERY old source of fuel in the Highlands.
It was a day of lovely purples, with lots of magical heather and road side flowers.
Rowan berries setting off the purple heather very well in this quiet valley.
It was evening and getting grey but the colour of these hills was still incredible.
Oh also i’ve updated both my background collage and my header image, let me know what you think?
Comments (20)
I like the whole new look on your blog
Oh wow someone has a mobile phone now. Is that an iPhone or just homephone? :p
You always take the best pictures. It’s about time you get a phone
First off the pictures are amazing and you look great in all of them! I am really wish I could have some that scenery near me alas comes with living in the city when I would love to be in the country. How’s life Bede?
welcome to the 21st century!
you are just too funny
lmao at ‘If only I had my polo neck…I must have left it in my other BMW.’
. This was really funny . I hate cell phones…I have one which I bought in 2006…back then it was still areally good phone because it has an mp3 player and a camrera and alledgedly has internet access…mh. I never use it because the buttons are too small and generaly what for?
Love the pictures too!!
As well as your new site lay out.
@fabolousclown - Hehe thanks <3
I think it has a few small basic apps available for it…but mostly just a phone, it’ll be an Iphone next time though 
It’s just a normal phone
@xdeelynnx - haha Yeah I guess I have to join the modern world sometime
And thank you
@Endless21Echos - Lifes good thanks Erin
We had a random sunny day in the middle of wind and rain, hence these sunny photos
Other than that I’ve been working a bit and hoping to get a bit more money from some IT jobs.
@under_the_carpet - Hehehe I even managed to look half as smug as the genuine images in the magazine too
Yeah I still doubt i’d use it much…but you never know it did come in handy when i needed a pick up the other day…plus for work it’ll be good.
Thanks for the compliments
glad you like the layout.
Nice photos. I must agree with you on wind farms. I think that they add a nice surreal touch to the landscape. I sometimes wonder about why some people want the planet to look like humans have never existed. We are a part of it after all.
i will send you a message soon, miss you
Those are some great pictures Bede
Took a while for them to load lol 
Nice work 
@Relic47 - Good point, I do agree there are some things we humans do that don’t look so pretty…but beautiful buildings and architecture are just as much a part of the world as trees and rocks.
Plus Windfarms remind me of Japanese anime worlds which is always a good thing
hehe
no rush, i’ll be here.
@Endless21Echos -
@KnightInCROATIANarmor - hehe thanks
yeah there are quite a few this time, hence the slow loading.
Wow. You’re just now getting a cell phone… interesting.
Very nice shots!
Just dropping in to say that I like your header.
What kind of post is the first part of this post? Who is that guy? I cannot find the right for ‘camwhore’ for men.
I think your collage sucks! It’s simply not BAD enough ;P
I see you had fun styling and profiling for the camera phone, pretty nice sir..
and the photograpgy of the landscape, is Quite wonderful, very wonderful at that
you are aware that phone is haunted, aren’t you?
haha you really pulled off the relaxed looking off into the distance guy look! no way you don’t own at least two BMWs!
@I_love_Burma - I believe the word you are looking for there is “Jordan”…
I think you’re fantastic; that’s what I think. : )
@Passionflwr86 - Yep I never had anyone I needed to call
lol
Plus I suck at talking on the phone so i’ve avoided them.
@I_love_Burma - lmao >.< I knew you were a meany!
Perhaps Camjon?
@Twiztidsilverskull - Haha! Well there is some DeadSpace and Painkiller in there…but yeah it’s maybe not bad enough, there are two BAD’s on the header though
And thanks I quite liked those photos too, it was a grey but pretty day.
@Zissu25 - O.O good point…well the old sim card might be, but i’ve got a brand new O2 one in there now.
Well it’s just not practical to have JUST one BMW…what if it gets dusty?
Lol yeah I was being a total CamJordan
@lanney - Right back at ya Lanney
From a dead guy? You didn’t kill him and then take his phone, did you? Just kidding.
I like the second and fourth picture of you. Those are beautiful flowers.
@SaintBlue1131 - ah good! I see you know your stuff: changing the sim card is the only thing that works against haunted celular phones… that, and driving a stake through the corps of the previous owner…