August 26, 2011

• ASSCAT Challenge Round 2: AssCat Art – Drunk Story – Slushee

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  Voting time! So if you come across this go to This Dude and Vote, links to the other submissions are on the voting page.

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  Right since i’m hoping to get the next three neatly in this post, i’m going to split them up so if you want to see my first three submissins just go one post back

  For Shawn @Junbelievable08: here goes for my story.

  Okay well I have to admit I’ve got pretty much nothing good to tell drunk story wise, basically because whenever I’ve been drunk it’s usually at home and I’m always the first one to say I’ve had enough, even when drunk I’ve relentlessly sensible.

  But I suppose the best tale I have to tell started in the morning quite early for me (before ten) when I’d gotten up to see the lovely sunshine. The previous night I’d come back from a trip to Edinburgh to see an art gallery and found that my bro had gone out that night to spend sometime with a friend who has had a bit of a rocky life and has a tendency to over indulge in alcohol.

  So when I woke I found that my bro was still not back and went I went outside I saw a car parked that I didn’t recognise, heading up a near by hill I spotted one of our canoes out on the water and curious I went down to investigate.

  When I got to the shore I found my bro and this friend in the canoe obviously still the worse for wear from last night, with a bottle of Vodka.

  So after a small disaster involving one of the occupants trying to exit the canoe 10 feet from shore, they get back on dry land and we end up finishing the Vodka off between us (this is all still before midday, and is by far the earliest I’ve ever been drunk) but it doesn’t end there because it’s then decided that wine is needed and I am volunteered to go and acquire it.

  So I head back to home to find my mum making fruit juice and while still very drunk from the Vodka have to act as normal as possible while I made sandwiches surreptitiously collect wine and escape back down the croft.
  This I achieve rather well….i think, and the rest of the entire day is spend on the rocks of the shore playing truth or dare :S until we all three of us fell asleep pretty much on top of each other….(well I was the pillow,) until the sun starts to set.

  Not the most dramatic story but for me that was pretty damn wild lol since I have never before or since been that drunk that early or that long.

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  And for Timmy @Timmmmmmy: I have nothing short of a masterpiece

  

  The ASSCAT Team poster, with uniforms. (incase it’s cut off because of your monitor size here’s the direct link)

  I had hoped to make the drawings a bit neater, but with the time limit i had to just do em rough and then rely on Photoshop to save me.

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  And finally I managed to get the Slushee! For Sonlay @SonyChak:

  But it was anything but easy, first I had to hitchhike into town, and no one stopped so i had to walk for an hour before i got a lift. Then as soon as i got into town it began raining and continued getting heavier through out the challenge.

  The ONLY place in town that sells Slushees only offered a pitiful cup under the name Large and once i’d bought it for an extortionate price for the quantity, I had to walk with it half way across town to find a relatively protected and secluded place to video me drinking it. By the time i shot the video it was raining at it’s hardest and i was soaked.

  So if any of the other ASSCATS would be willing to do a ‘hit’ for me, should i win i’ll be more than happy to pay some of my winnings to anyone kind enough to pour water over Sonlay for me ;P

  Hehe of course i only joke it was kind of fun in a wet, cold, headachey sort of way and i’m really pleased to have done all six this time!

   

   

  I will pay anyone at least half my winnings

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