May 7, 2011
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*~Sexting Helmet~*
Introducing the ‘Love-Life Sexting Helmet’ compatible with all mobile devices! (with thanks to LivexLovexLaughter for the concept)
Have you ever seriously damaged a body part while trying to read a sext message?
what about when your signal goes out and you have to struggle to regain it via various acrobatics?Well never risk life and limb again with the Love-Life Helmet!
It’s reinforced carbon fiber casing will deflet even the heaviest phone (we even tested it with early ninties models!) while the stylish and comfortable nose guard will make sure you can enjoy your message with all your senses.
Add to that the bullet proof plexi-glass eye shields and the extendable and fully rotational ‘phone grippers’ and you’ve got the ultimate in personal texting comfort and safety.
The Helmet comes in a wide range of colours and eye shield tints to match your style.
And all this for the low low price of $79.99!!!!
From blue print to production line the Love-Life Sexting Helmet is pure design and quality, so what are you waiting for get hold of one today and never risk injury from falling phones EVER again.
Comments (17)
hahaha serious?
@jennylovve - Hehehe no, if you read the linked blog it’ll make more sense.
it’s just a spin off joke
hahahahahaha nice.
I would get it for 40 bucks, but 80 bucks? Geeez….
@itsallgreenjello - :)
@Roadlesstaken - I actually was going to put it at 40, but i thought it might look too real lol
Order placed! lol
Dude! Where’s the 800 number??
Yay!! I need that right now!! Can you ship overnight? Love it!!
Sexting? I am not familiar with this term.
(snortgiggle)
funny, thanks.
@Margo73 - On the way!
@SuperLuc - Hahah damn i knew i’d forgotten something, i should have done a joke e-mail too
@livexlovexlaughter - You get the deluxe version (extra padding around the nose) for free due to you being the inventor lol
@WritingTheTides - Hehehe I’m not as familiar with it as i’d like to be, to be honest
But to somewhat Sheldon Cooper the answer….Sexting is the pastime of sending text messages of a sexual nature to your significant other…(aparently it can be physically dangerous…who knew?)
@gnostic1 - Glad you enjoyed it
@BFB1131 - Hehe, I just gave you the idea, you’re the mastermind behind this invention. You need to timestamp it again. Everybody needs to see this little masterpiece, Lol!
@HelloKitty0809 - I had a secret?? I didn’t read it
to be honest i kind of ignored that whole thing because of the Kett situation.
Cool i didn’t know it had almost been a year, time flies when your on Xanga 
Can you send me a link?
I’ve been missing you loads too
Haha i’ll try to write something interesting for you to read, but you’d better also do more blogging yourself this world needs more Lena and her random sweetness.
thanks for subbing
@staywiththehappypeople - No probs
thanks for the invite!